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"... Goddess seeks worthless slave who understands that My time is much more valuable than his. He will work extra hard to ensure that this Goddess gets straight A’s in organic chemistry, physics and statistics. I deserve to spend college having fun and fucking real Men while you spend every day doing My work and making Me your #1 priority! :)” I was hooked by the description alone. Partly because Id taken all of those classes already and I knew I could help. But mostly because I knew She deserved to have it done for Her by a worthless slave like me ..."
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"... About me huh… Well, I’d probably smile and say hi to you if we were strangers passing on the street. I believe in kindness, empathy, holding open doors, putting your phone away at dinner, and always making time to listen to a friend. And to throw you a loop… I’m really into the worst kind of horror movies, just the really really bad ones. Guts. Gore. All of it. If you’ve ever heard of Suspiria, please message me right now because we need to talk. ..."